Stuck in Motherfaboinging Flower Land


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If you can read this, HELP! I’m stuck in this mother f’n children’s game and I can’t find a way out.

Every time I die, I restart in the f’n town square with only vague chopped up memories of my past runs. The game keeps track, but clues are few and far between. If you­­—

**Thinking hard, Tyrone stood at Blue Town’s fountain.**

Oh no…not again! Please, for all that’s holy, unplug this game. I can’t escape. I can’t die. I can’t cuss. This is Hel—