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 Sixty-year veteran superhero Tamiko Miller—known worldwide for her elasticity—never thought she’d be suspended from hero work. All because of the recent militarized uniform policies.

On administrative leave, Tamiko treats it as a vacation. Relaxing with a strawberry margarita in Miami, a speeding, physics-defying van screeches plumes of smoke as it drifts onto Flagler Street. Heading her way.

Tamiko knows intervening in her old uniform will likely get her fired forfeiting her pension. Memos never explained why the new uniforms were so important and the true reason lies deeper than she dares snoop with her telepathy.

Preventing harm must be more important than outfits.
The van speeds toward her.
She must act.

When integrity becomes old-fashioned, only true heroes spring into action. Join Tamiko as she proves principles and values are needed in these dark times now more than ever. 

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Enjoy,

EJ

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If you can read this, HELP! I’m stuck in this mother f’n children’s game and I can’t find a way out.

Every time I die, I restart in the f’n towns quare with only vague chopped up memories of my past runs. The game keeps track, but clues are few and far between. If you­­—

**Thinking hard, Tyrone stood at Blue Town’s fountain.**

Oh no…not again! Please, for all that’s holy, unplug this game. I can’t escape. I can’t die. I can’t cuss. This is Hel—

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While this latest novel is slated to be my July 5th release, I figured I’d better get it up so July 4th can be worry free.

Please note, this book will only be available through August 4th when it goes exclusive to Amazon. It will return to this site on December 5th.

Enjoy,

EJ

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Being immortal, Jamal always has trouble keeping friends. Most times it seems like he just gets to know someone when then hit their expiration date. They shuffle off to whatever is after life, leaving him scratching his head.

Only this time, after being buried, his friend Newt–a non-binary skeleton–rose from the dead with a problem. A former lover and necromancer had stolen Newt’s heart from his grave.

Jamal agrees to retrieve the heart. And runs into his own brand of trouble. The kind that could end him.

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EJ

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After a fight with another know-nothing commanding officer, John Snider finds himself reassigned into the real deep shit. During the Viet Nam war, joining up with any advanced forward unit promised death. 

Thinking his troubles with commanding officers were behind him, John gladly reassigned to Boudraux’s Bad Boys. Worst decision of his military life. 

To survive Viet Nam, John must first survive his unit.

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EJ

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Tired of artificial intelligence dongles making life harder then necessary at work camps, Boudreaux signs onto the crew of the Tuscan Sun. 

For the first time in his life, Boudreaux has a place to call home. Yet, life on the Tuscan Sun presents a whole new set of problems: zero gravity, a glitchy A.I., and pirates. 

In order to keep the spot he earned in the Tuscan Sun’s crew, Boudreaux must overcome all three obstacles. Or die trying.

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EJ

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Born into a line of super villains with ironclad power, fourteen-year-old Evil wants nothing more than to escape his legacy and give up the last name Overlord forever.

He accidentally draws the attention of the Power League–heroes working to topple the Overlord regime.

Evil’s hopes and dreams come crashing down, forcing him to choose between his mother’s gentle morals and his father’s devastating convictions.

The world refuses to give Evil a chance. What chance can Evil give the world?

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EJ

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In a world of black ink on a white background resides the fictional town of Good Ol’ Days. Born and raised in the divisive comic, college student Curious Negro finds his way to the boarder of his world.

With his curiosity driving him, Curious leaves behind the confining panels to explore this new world. Getting caught will mean trouble, but Curious has risked worse before…or so he thought.

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EJ

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Centuries old, Chuck knows war. More importantly he knows there are always casualties on all sides. 

In a world where vampires and shape shifters have established peaceful terms, only the most egregious of insults could pit them against each other again. 

A sacred beast disappears. All signs point to vampires. Chuck must find and return this creature or the shifters bring war with unprecedented numbers. 

Join Chuck on his hunt through gritty Los Angeles to head off a war that his kind would surely lose.

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Enjoy,

EJ